import webbrowser
print("Welcome to the DigiPotty Store!")
uName = input("Enter your name: ")
print("Hi " + str(uName) + "! Let's get this business on the road!")
url = "https://m.popkey.co/69bc3b/e09zm_f-maxage-0.gif?c=popkey-web&p=popkey&i=emoji--reactions&l=direct&f=.gif"
webbrowser.open(url)
poopyDay = input("Are you having a shitty day? ---> ")
if (poopyDay == 'Y' or poopyDay == 'y' or poopyDay == 'yes' or poopyDay == "yeah" or poopyDay == "yep"):
print("UUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH ur constipated")
else:
print("A crappy day it is, good sir!")
print("Would you like some coffee to go with that? Don't answer that you turd.")
constipation = input("Are you constipated? ---> ")
if (constipation == 'Y' or constipation == 'y' or constipation == 'yes' or constipation == "yeah" or constipation == "yep"):
print("CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE WON A DIGIPOTTY. A portable toilet for your digital and digestive needs.")
print("Do your business WHILE doing your business!")
print("You're not as big of a turd as we usually see, so we decided to give you the DIGIPOTTY (copyright pending) for FREE.")
print("If you were a larger pile of crap, we would have charged you your intestinal organs worth in bills, so be thankful.")
print("\nHAPPY POOPING! Don't forget to drink lots of liquids.")
else:
print("Buahaha you're such a poop face.")
print("Welcome to the DigiPotty Store!")
uName = input("Enter your name: ")
print("Hi " + str(uName) + "! Let's get this business on the road!")
url = "https://m.popkey.co/69bc3b/e09zm_f-maxage-0.gif?c=popkey-web&p=popkey&i=emoji--reactions&l=direct&f=.gif"
webbrowser.open(url)
poopyDay = input("Are you having a shitty day? ---> ")
if (poopyDay == 'Y' or poopyDay == 'y' or poopyDay == 'yes' or poopyDay == "yeah" or poopyDay == "yep"):
print("UUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH ur constipated")
else:
print("A crappy day it is, good sir!")
print("Would you like some coffee to go with that? Don't answer that you turd.")
constipation = input("Are you constipated? ---> ")
if (constipation == 'Y' or constipation == 'y' or constipation == 'yes' or constipation == "yeah" or constipation == "yep"):
print("CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE WON A DIGIPOTTY. A portable toilet for your digital and digestive needs.")
print("Do your business WHILE doing your business!")
print("You're not as big of a turd as we usually see, so we decided to give you the DIGIPOTTY (copyright pending) for FREE.")
print("If you were a larger pile of crap, we would have charged you your intestinal organs worth in bills, so be thankful.")
print("\nHAPPY POOPING! Don't forget to drink lots of liquids.")
else:
print("Buahaha you're such a poop face.")
So we tried building something really cool with tensorflow. Installed a bunch of random stuff. It wasn't working and we really wanted to submit something. From hence came the great idea for a digipotty. Investors and bears beware. We're taking latrine markets globally and changing the world of back-end development for good.
Also, we were too lazy to make a new webapp out of this, so you're going to have to copy paste into your own python file to get it to run.
Needless to say, this kinda stinks. Hold your nose while reading.
Also, we were too lazy to make a new webapp out of this, so you're going to have to copy paste into your own python file to get it to run.
Needless to say, this kinda stinks. Hold your nose while reading.